Friday was one of the nights I was looking most forward to!! The Titans of Tease featuring all the legends and big-name performers that I admire!! Heaven!!! Hosted by THE WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* & KITTEN ON THE KEYS, the event starred:
GINA BON BON
CATHERINE D’LISH (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 1992/1994
STEPHANIE BLAKE (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 1997/1998)
KITTEN DEVILLE (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2002)
DIRTY MARTINI (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2004)
MICHELLE LAMOUR (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2005)
JULIE ATLAS MUZ (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2006)
ANGIE PONTANI (MISS EXOTIC WORLD 2008)
Legend interviews from DR. LUCKY and TIGGER!
Again… all the acts were super amazing!! But for me, personally again there were definitely some highlights!!
**DISCLAIMER** My opinion only. I’m an idiot. The End.
CANDY CARAMELO was just so wonderful!!! She started by telling us how much she loved us and the feeling was entirely mutual!! I love you I love you!! No Candy.. WE LOVE YOU!!! Candy was once billed as the World’s Biggest Showgirl and has had an amazing career. Her set was absolutely delightful; featuring song and lots of bawdy humor (my favorite!!). She was engaging, scandalous, and full of joy! Love her!!
RUBBER LEGS- MY EFFING FAVORITE ALL WEEKEND!!! As an aspiring/fellow comedy type, Rubber Legs totally blew me away. I’m basically obsessed with this guy!! I don’t know what style of dance that was?? Soft shoe? Is funny a style? It reminded me of Charlie Chaplin..kinda..but FUNNIER! He did a routine where he was drinking a beer.. but he had lots of awesome tricks spinning his beer around and pretending to drunk dancey styles. His facial expressions were AMAZING! I got to share a few words with him at the pool party on Sunday and he told me It’s not what you do, but how you do it! So true and I’m definitely taking that advice to heart. RUBBER LEGS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
SATAN’S ANGEL gave a performance of a lifetime!! Fire tassels, sass, and the most amazing back piece ever left the audience screaming for more. I freeking love her!! Apparently this was her farewell performance as she is moving to Austrailia this year and retiring!?? WHAT!!! Noooooooooooo!!! I feel super privileged that I got to see this hot lady in action one last time.
TIFFANY CARTER aka Miss Nude Universe performed the same number you may have seen at the VIBF and it was tops!! She honestly is so sexay. Her connection with the audience is amazing. You feel like shes performing just for you in a sea of people. Thats pretty effing amazing!! Mad skillz right there yep!! Mad mad skills…
Unfortunately the night ended on a sad bummer note when TEMPEST STORM took abit of a tumble during her routine. Apparently she fractured her hip and had to go into surgery. Effing Boo. Everybody was really upset.. I personally am starting a rumor that she is fine, and she flew away in a magic car like at the end of Grease instead of going to the hospital. Yahh.. thats what happened. magic car. Hope you feel better soon Tempest!
I knew less about STEPHANIE BLAKE than most of the other more recent winners of the pageant but she really really impressed me. Definitely can see why she is a 2 time title winner!! Her connection with audience was unparalleled and I just thought she was absolutely mesmerizing! Very sultry, very steamy, very awesome.
MICHELLE L’AMOUR number was in my top five for the weekend. So polished, so hot, just a mesmerizing performer. The ole’ cat in a cage number. Um.. she had a CAGE! and she climbed on top of it, was very convincing in her cat movements (I really really liked the cat in the cage movements.. like really.. good one lady!!), and was generally just extremely extremely hot. Meow!
JULIE ATLAS MUZ; SO AMAZING!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 4 words! Tassel-Twirling Knee Slides!! No wait!! Another uhh let me count ‘em 33 words!! Taking a swig of champagne, shoving a guys face from the audience into your crotch and spritzing/spitting champagne into the air like the hottest fountain ever at the culmination of your act. We’re not worthy!!! We’re not worthy!!!
Other highlights for me were watching INDIGO’s duster number!! Oh swish!! Seriously one of the best things to ever happen to me! DIRTY MARTINI was freekin FABOO as always and I was so stoked to be able to watch CATHERINE D’LISH perform. She is a master!!
I also really dug the legend interviews with Dr. Lukki. So amazing to be able to hear from the people who actually lived the life! Hear their stories, good and bad. I know I only mentioned a few of the performances, but fact is they were all great!! Friday was pretty much my favorite night, cept for that magic car, but I just effing loved it!!! Such an amazing experience!!! Swoon!!
Vancouver Performer Precious Metal posing with her Idol Satan’s Angel. awwww!!!